woke up with a headache AND a pinched nerve in my lower back
doused myself in FILTHY dish water while trying to do the dishes
had to crawl to the couch at least THREE times so i could stand up after sitting on the floor
the beast fell off a kitchen chair onto the hard tile.....TWICE
princess spilled milk all over the floor AFTER i was done mopping
the beast got on the top bunk bed and when I tried to get him down, he started to run, tripped and SMACKED his head on the rail
got everyone home from school only to find out cy FORGOT his homework at school.....trip number 3 to the school....check
the beast insisted on feeding himself some yogurt....i'm still trying to figure out how to get it off the CEILING
i found toothpaste SMEARED all over the wall and floor
the beast shoved so many goldfish in his mouth that he CHOKED on them
princess SCREAMED like she had broke her leg because cy beat her to the dirty clothes hamper
the beast SCREECHED at me all day long, i'm pretty sure it's punishment for leaving him to go to Greer
weighed in 3 lbs HEAVIER than i was pre-Greer (damn you Molly Butler Carrot Cake)
lost my TEMPER with dave, cy, beast, cy, princess, beast, princess, cy, and dave (in that order)
dave came home to find me curled on the couch in the FETAL position singing "all I want for christmas is my two front teeth"
cy PRAYED that tomorrow would be better and that mommy would be nicer
i AMENED that prayer twice
it was one of THOSE days
That is such a sad picture! "Those days" are the worst! I wish you lived closer so I could help you out on days like that. At least we have the D-backs! :)
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