Sunday, September 25, 2011

You put me in the dryer?!?!







  • JAY (to Mitchell): No kid wants a sibling. I mean, Claire hated you so much, she stuck you in a dryer when you were two.
  • MITCHELL: You put me in the dryer?
  • CLAIRE: I did, but it wasn't because I hated you. Reverend Marcy said that it wouldn't run with a kid inside it, and I knew it would. (Beat.) I was right.
  • ..........
  • MITCHELL (interjecting): How long was I in that dryer? Because -- is that why I'm afraid of tumbling? (Angry.) I had to quit gymnastics, Claire!
  • CAMERON(outraged): A childhood without tumbling?! (To Jay.) You knew this and just stood by and did nothing???!!! 
-Modern Family "When Good Kids Go Bad"

For the record, no one has ever PUT (he climbs in there all on his own) the Beast in the dryer.  Not that I know of, that is.....

2 comments:

  1. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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  2. That was a great Episode! Love Modern Family! P.S. I just finished watching all 7 seasons of Gilmore Girls...and I think of you every time I watch. That show is so you...

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